naughty but nice, adult games, adult fun, adult humour, adult products, risque
|
Kama-soap-tra
Sexy Fun at bath time. These are X-rated bath time soaps to make even the most brazen of of us blush. Great as a joke or just to shock visitors
click the image to Buy Now Only £3.95 |  |
50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You
Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words
click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 |  |
Sweet Heart Duckies
From the love struck expressions on their faces, It's obvious that these 70mm tall rubber sweet heart duckies are deeply in love
Buy Now Only £14.99 |  |
Arran Figurine
Oops looks like Arran is a little accident prone today and is taking a brief 'paws' before he hops off to find the needle and thread
click the image to Buy Now Only £10.99 |  |
Lads On Tour Holiday Kit
This pack contains all the ingredients needed to make your lads night out go with a real bang. Perfect for stag nights
Buy Now Only £9.95 |  |
Sassy Silver Bedside Bullet
The award winning Sassy silver bedside bullet is described by the manufacturers as a multi function console vibrator . Now to me that just makes it sound like a playstation games console but I'm reliably informed that this powerful bullet vibrator which is actively endorsed and prescribed by several leading sexologists will be a damn sight more fun to play with than anything Sony can supply! With three speeds and seven pre-programmed functions the bedside bullet measuring 2 x 0.5 can be used during intercourse for clitoral stimulation or applied to his perineum to really get the party started!
click the image to Buy Now Only £24.99 |  |
After Dinner Naughty Chocs
Add a touch of sauce to your dinner party with some rude food. You've never nibbled on an after dinner mint like this before... You know you've become an adult when a party involves dinner instead of crates of cider and passing out in the corner. And there's definitely something very adult about this after dinner mint selection. If thin chocolates in little black envelopes just don't have that je ne sais quoi, try popping one of these in your mouth
Buy Now Only £4.95 |  |
Willy Warmer
I almost feel as if there should be a drum roll playing for this startling new product. Anyway Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce to you the Chilly Willy warmer which is a 9cm woollen hood and scarf which helps to keep your penis warm. It can be used for ""indoor and outdoor fun"" and is ""fashionable in all social circles"" according to the manufacturers. I thought I might go to the local church fete this weekend so I'll see if that claim is justified. Of course if I get arrested it'll have to stand up in court
Buy Now Only £2.99 |  |
Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread
This gourmet chocolate flavoured willy spread with applicator is a must have for chocoholics who want to spice things up in the bedroom in their own favourite way! Choose from a number of dessert ideas that are pictorially illustrated on the back of the pack such as Mississippi mud pie chocolate nuts Mars Mr. Flakey Picasso (obviously in his BROWN period) and death by chocolate. Simply warm the knife before spreading the chocolate as cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter. Never over sharpen the blade especially if used by those who are prone to sneezing attacks nervous ticks slashing fantasies or if you happen to be blind drunk at the time! The spread is microwavable but after you've gently warmed the pack make sure to check for the correct temperature by applying slowly and using the SCREAM test! Contents: 20g tub of gourmet chocolate flavoured spread with applicator
click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 |  |
Belly Button Brush
If the thought of sticking your little pinky (yes sir I do mean your finger) into your belly button to fish out jumper fluff leaves you feeling a little queasy help is at hand in the shape of the stunning belly button brush. Intensively designed and developed by NASA (ahem honest) costing the tax paying citizens of America billions of dollars the hi-tech design has left many people speechless. I
click the image to Buy Now Only £9.99 |  |
Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread
This gourmet chocolate flavoured nipple spread with applicator is a must have for chocoholics who want to spice things up in the bedroom in their own favourite way! Choose from a number of dessert ideas that are pictorially illustrated on the back of the pack such as Mississippi mud pie chocolate nuts Mars Mr. Flakey Picasso (obviously in his BROWN period) and death by chocolate. Simply warm the knife before spreading the chocolate as cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter. Never over sharpen the blade especially if used by those who are prone to sneezing attacks nervous ticks slashing fantasies or if you happen to be blind drunk at the time! The spread is microwavable but after you've gently warmed the pack make sure to check for the correct temperature by applying slowly and using the SCREAM test! Contents: 20g tub of gourmet chocolate flavoured spread with applicator
click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 |  |
