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Mr & Mrs Smith's Hotel Guidebook
Amaze friends and lovers with your knowledge of the most stylish and individual hotels around, via this witty and informative guidebook. It’s the Waldorf Salad of hotel guides!
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Pearl Lollipop
Phwoar! This delicious little lollipop contains authentic Oriental pearl dust, a renowned aphrodisiac that might just get you going. Even if it doesn't, you're sure to be seduced by its shimmering spherical form and distinctive vanilla flavour. Go on…lick it up!
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Emergency Pants
In the 70's we had flares. In the 80's we had designer suits. In the 90's we had er flares again but the smarty pants emergency thong could only have been designed with the noughties in mind! Small enough to fit into the tinniest handbag this re-usable 100% cotton emergency thong will get you out of all sorts of trouble when you've been a naughty girl who's partied the night away. Colours may vary
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Energie Kegel Exerciser
It's a well known fact that childbirth and natural aging can weaken the vaginal or kegel muscles situated at the pelvic floor causing a loss of pleasurable feelings even orgasms. With that in mind the Natural Contours Energie has been ergonomically designed to be the perfect weight resistant barbell for the kegel muscle. Extensively researched and tested this helps women regain natural muscle tone and enjoy more intense orgasms. Highly recommended
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Five Finger Massage Glove
Wow now this Fukuoku five finger massage glove looks simply amazing! This is the world's first fully waterproof multi-speed massage glove that has vibrating massage tips at the end of each finger that can dish out an incredible 45000 vibrations per minute! The massage glove needs 3 AAA batteries to operate (included) which are cleverly housed in a waterproof pouch at the base of the glove
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Naughty Weekend Kit
Get wicked at the weekend with this wonderfully hedonistic box of sensual goodies. Guaranteed to cure most headaches!
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Saucy Charades
The hilarious party game that's packed with innuendo and double meaning!
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FART! Game","Flatulent fun with your CD player!
An instant source of laughter Fart is the hilarious game in which you race to be the first to play out your cards whilst accompanied by a fast 'n' frantic Fart-chorus!
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Mens Personal Boob Hand Massager
Your buzzom buddy! The personal hand massager is a soother for overworked hands. The soft and squeezy stress relieving 'boob' vibrates when turned on giving you a guaranteed buzz. The ideal cure for computer mouse strain drinkers hand fatigue writers cramp road ragers fist fatigue limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Feel the vibe and get quick relief for overactive hands. Requires one AA battery (not included)
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Grope-on-a-Rope
The Grope-on-a-rope is a handy little washing tool! There's nothing quite like an extra hand in the shower or bath to get at those hard to reach places. Grope-on-a-rope is the handiest solution to washing on the market! Liven up your bathroom with this handy and novel washing implement! Caution, slippery when wet!
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Inflatable fitness instructor - vibrating hunk
Warning: Outrageous Product!!! Those easily offended should not buy! A 'Blow up Man' with vibrating body part!! A work out with this professional will raise more than a smile! No prizes for guessing which... more >>
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Brazilian Knickers
These are definitely not your Grannie's panties. We're not really sure what women's underpants have to do with Brazil (I mean, isn't Brazil famous for its nuts?) but we're pretty well convinced that these are meant for those treasured moments in life when there's an audience
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